Dear !XLR8E (https://www.deviantart.com/xlr8e)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it first of May with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're mongolic enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collections of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about To hate the Boston Celtics.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
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OK... that was weird... Soz bout the whole you're a loser thing, :iconxlr8e:, the thing told me to put that :P
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